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 Post subject: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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THE PAN NOTE EDITORS proudly present:
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Well hello there, hottie!

Welcome to issue #106 of The Pan Note! It's our annual Porno Issue! And boy, do we have some awesome stuff lined up for you. First and foremost we would like to thank Sihaya and the PNTM Cycle 3 contestants for all their efforts in the Porno Issue cover contest. All the entries were wonderful but there could only be one winner and the judges chose VolubleViking, whose winning photo now graces our cover. Thank you, VV, and congrats! Good luck to all the remaining contestants in the big final round!

We've got two Panbirthdays to celebrate this month. The first one is the sole reason for the Porno Issue, the most perverted day in the Pandect fandom, the birthday of The Virus on the 21st. If you're looking to post some smutty fics or art, that's the day to do it! The second Panbirthday is on September 2nd and that's Theo's big day. A loving big brother or an evil mastermind? That's up for you to decide, but regardless don't forget to celebrate the guy's b-day right at the beginning of next month!

What else do we have in this issue, you may ask? In Headlines we've got the new page, news about a new sub-board and a thread Dina made about character pages for Pandect, in Reminders we've got the latest on PNTM and in Fresh Links we're linking you to the newest installment of a beloved fic series! Oh, and there's some Noted stuff in the mix, as well. And also...

We wanted to save this little gem until the end of Editorial because, let's face it, you're all going to jump to the end of this issue in 5... 4... 3... In honor of the Porno Issue, Dina has shared a new Panfact with us and we're now sharing it with all our readers! Goo, we really hope you're reading this issue! You can find the 29th Panfact in the usual place, in the post issue text slot.

As always, we hope you'll enjoy this issue. We'll be back again next month - 'til then!


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Virgie...............Maiju

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Or send a pm to The Editors usergroup to reach us all!

The next issue will come out September 19th, 2013.

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NEW PAGE UP!!

Will Ice get a job at Hoppin' Prairie Café? Who's the guy sitting not far from Ice and Ceasar? Will we ever get to see Bandit? Discuss the newest happenings in the comic on the Recent Pages board!

Chapter 17 Page 14: You Can't Just Give Out Food!

Our reaction!
"Snowball and Patches are mad cute."
"Ice got a new fans!"



The Hall Monitor's Lounge

The moderator team decided to make a new sub-board for spoiler threads on the Pandect Talk section. Read the full announcement here and if you are thirsty for spoilers or serious discussion, predictions and assumptions that may lead to spoilers, visit the The Hall Monitor's Lounge.


Character page by Dina

Dina herself asks you, "If you can ask all the character ONE question what would it be?" Visit the Character page thread on the Pandect Talk and ask her your question. Who knows, may be she will answer it.... or not?

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Pandect's Next Top Model hosted by Sihaya

Congrats Volubleviking for winning the second assignment "Elemental" and third assignment "Cover Girl". For the final round, there are four assignments for the three contestants left, "Flawless", "Cleaning Up", "Movies and Lyrics ", and "(Boom!) Headshot". Everyone is welcome to check their progress on the main PNTM thread and the contestants are expected to complete all the 4 tasks on September 1st, 2013!! Mark the date!!

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FANFICs of the month

The Juliette Killer [Part Nine] by Sagechan!
Fans of the series, fans of detective stories, and fans of Cleatus x Rose should read this beautifully written fanfic by Sagechan, it has almost reached the climax!!

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No new Noted threads this months, but in other news... The kpop thread got a new name, Miko showed off her tanned feet, Mume fought for her baby girl and should get her back to where she belongs soon, Sagie went antiquing and VV is visiting Ireland.

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Welcome to The Characters Reply! With less than a week to go until its birthday, it seems The Virus is starting to act up in celebration! We've got two chareplies for you this month, both describing certain events that happened in Poseidon not too long ago. One is from a lovely lady who had a lot to clean up after a rather unpleasant incident and the other is from a charming young fella who would have loved to tell you about his job hunt... but instead ended up listing what his friend did when his other self took over. But that's all you'll get out of us, please read the Chareplies for more! (Please note: We recommend turning off the board censor to avoid possible confusion while reading the chareplies. ^^)

If you have questions or comments for our Charepliers, please post them in the
Chareply thread.

Here are the articles from Ice and Venus!


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Hey guys, it's been a while! Yesterday was a bit crazy, what with Ceasar's rampage through the school and all, so I'll have to get him out of the Hall of Shame in a few minutes--

... oh, you want me to talk about that? But I was going to tell everyone about my job search...

Okay, so, it all started yesterday when Ceasar and I were practicing math in my room. We were just talking, you know... about those cross-things and x-things and dash-things and dash-things with the dots. Then Ceasar just sort of pauses mid-sentence. (It was a good thing he did, I didn't want to hear any more about "plus signs" and "minus signs" - what are those anyway?) He got that pervy grin on his face, you know, when he goes into virus mode? And then all of a sudden he just sidled up to me, trying to hit on me. He didn't try to hold me down, but he did sort of brush my thigh and try to slip his hand up my shirt. I'm kind of used to it by now, and I would have been able to handle it... if the cubs hadn't come in just then.

That's when all hell broke loose. Ceasar completely forgot about me and turned his attention to the cubs, and you know how they are around him. They both ran back down the hallway, and get this - Ceasar started chasing them! So I chased after, and I saw that caused a whole uproar in the hallway (you know, "Ceasar the Caesar" blah blah blah), but I lost sight of him after about ten minutes of running around all over the school.

I heard from Cherokee what happened after that. Apparently he lost Rufus and Kouros, so he decided instead to go down to the gym and into the girls' lockers, and there just happened to be a bunch of girls in there just coming back from gym. So naturally they shrieked and ran, when a bunch of them were still half-naked. So that caused an even bigger ruckus in the school... but I'm getting sidetracked.

So anyway, Ceasar chased after them for a while but got sidetracked when he found Sobre, who wasn't going to deal with Ceasar again, so they got into a bit of a fight. Apparently Ceasar's virus mode only saw it as a turn on. So instead of chasing after someone again, he started harassing a few other people, like the cat-obsessed chick, the principal's secretary, a few dudes from his creative writing class... even the cubs' Gladiator teacher Mr. Noah! (Believe me, I wouldn't want to mess with a gladiator, but thankfully he took it in stride and didn't try to kill Ceasar or something.)

That's about the time that Fleance came down and saw what was going on, and finally managed to put Ceasar to sleep. Teddy caught up a few minutes later and dragged him to the Hall of Shame while he was still asleep. He must have given Ceasar about fifty signs! It was pretty intense. And the girls from the locker room swear that he must have taken some of their clothes because they're missing...

So all in all, Ceasar's virus mode had a pretty crazy day! I just hope that Teddy will help me out and let Ceasar go. I know he can't resist my puppy eyes, and no one really got hurt, so it should be OK, right? See you next time!

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Dear Panboarders,

I really wasn’t planning on spending my time like this today, but that just goes to show you. I swear I’m going to start observing lunar cycles or something, because there’s got to be some rhyme to Ceasar’s ‘attacks’ of whatever it is. Ice insists he can’t help it but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen and this time it was even more of a mess than last time. We’re still looking for the girl’s clothing; Ceasar remembers stealing it but not where he hid it – it’s not on his person, we’ve checked.

The cubs were scared half to death and are currently holed up in Teddy’s bed, buried under three blankets and mollified with bags of crisps and candy.
The gym class girls were harder to console. No one got hurt but many of them were very embarrassed and frightened, but the Principal came down to talk to them and that seems to have helped quite a bit. I also heard him speaking to Valerie, who was pretty furious – I’ve never seen a Servant rage on like that but the Principal was more amused than anything by the whole incident. I guess Ceasar should be grateful for that. I think he also managed to deal with all the other people who were harassed, so really all that was left for us to do was to drag Ceasar to the Hall of Shame, tie every sign we could think of around his neck, and leave him to sleep it off in a semi-safe place.

Let it be known that Ice’s puppy-dog eyes have failed. Ceasar can get out when he’s normal again and that’s it. We’re going to spend the evening taking care of the cubs, we can do the same for Ceasar in the morning.

Maybe you guys can send him a few messages to make him feel better. Or not, in case you were one of those gym girls. Then you can come up with another sign. We’re going to make him wear them to class for a bit.

Take care, and stay away from perverted Viruses!
Love,
Venus

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<3 Many many thanks to our Chareply writers Sihaya and Metanaito! <3



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Bye for now, babe!


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Official Panfact #29: Pebble was the only surviving Gladiator from the war Dromeous waged against Titus. He is around 350 years old. Same age as Titus.
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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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(Insert Commemorative Dirty Joke here)

It's the Porno Issue and VV is on the cover!! :nosebleed:
New boards, new pages and a character Q&A! I'm so excited.
Thank you for the JK shout out. <3 <3
Great Char Replys! I would totally hit on Noah too and fear not Caesar, we all get virus attacks from time to time.
Since this is the 29th official Pan Fact do we have a list of all of them?

Fantastic note everyone! Cant wait to read the next one.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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Thank you, Sagie! <3

A complete list of Panfacts 1-28 was included in a special "Dina Says" in issue #50 after requests from some of our readers. ^^ (Issue #50 can currently be found on the third page of the TPN board.)

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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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Panfacts are total SPOIIILLLEERSSS you should tag them!!! *mocking face*
anyway awesome note as always!

ps. dont take my reaction to the panfacts seriously, but thats kinda how i feel when i'm told to spoilertag panfacts.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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If our readers have a problem with Panfacts, we can always stop sharing them. :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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No, no! Don't do that, Maiju! I love being spoiled. (^-^) (Within reason of course.)

I always love the little "back to the top" things in these issues. Hehehe.

Great job, guys!

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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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Oh im not complaining about the panfacts! I love spoilers too! LOL

guess you guys wanna keep the good stuff for the pannote.... i understand... x3

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Very sexy issue, guys ;)

I feel so bad for everyone who has to deal with Virus!Ceasar xD |P


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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #106 (The Porno Issue of 2013)
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I would be more concerned for Ceasar at this rate. How is he going to eat with all those signs around his neck?!

(Unless the Hall Monitors cater...?)

Seriously, Fleance should just follow him around everywhere |P

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