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 Post subject: The Pan Note: #118 (The Porno Issue of 2014)
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THE PAN NOTE EDITORS proudly present:
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Well hello there, sweetheart! Where have you been all my life?

Welcome to issue #118 of The Pan Note! It's the slim yet delightfully naughty edition! First and foremost, a big, big thank-you to J, who surprised everyone at the Editors' Office by creating the wonderful, steamy cover image featuring Pebble! Such a fitting cover for this year's Porno Issue!

While this issue may be slim, it actually has quite a bit of content that is connected its theme, The Virus's birthday, which happens to be today! Congrats you crazy jungle thingy who's making poor Caesar horny and frustrated! Another "thingy" (oldbies, please tell me you get that) that's making all of us horny and frustrated, or wary and suspicious, is Theo, who will celebrating his birthday on September 2nd. Happy early congrats to Theo!

Since we mentioned the content, we should probably elaborate on that... Headlines recaps some things about the newest happenings in both versions of Pandect, including the fact that it almost seems like Rocko and Cleatus are on a date! Hot dog/wolf xxx in honor of The Virus's b-day, perhaps? And on the topic of xxx, if you're planning on visiting Poseidon and need some tips on where to xxx, you may want to check out Chareply! (Disclaimer: we here at the Office take no responsibility if these tips turn out to be inappropriate or plain wrong.)

As always, we hope you'll enjoy this issue and its amazing cover page. We'll see you again in September!


Send a pm to The Editors usergroup if you wish to send any reader mail!

The next issue will come out September 18th, 2014.

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NEW PAGES UP!

ComicGen - Chapter 20 Page 6: If they're not a Ice, I'm not interested

PandectComic.com - Chapter 3 Page 10: The Great Flood

Do you think Ice has had too many girlfriends? How do you feel about poor Caesar getting pranked? Aren't you dying to see how Rocko and Cleatus's date is progressing? Aren't the baby animals entering the Ark super cute? What about nephilims, are you hoping to see more references on them? Discuss all this and so much more on the Recent Pages board!


Panboard Summertime has ended!

The summer event of 2014, Panboard Summertime, has come to an end! The event produced several amazing music-inspired creative pieces, which you can all view here. Congrats to the winners, Ibelen and volubleviking! If you would like to check out the progress of the entire event and see everything that was discussed, visit the Panboard Summertime event thread. Two thumbs up to everyone who took part, you all did a great job!

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No new Noted threads but in other news... Sagie is considering a custom-made wedding gown, Ibe's laptop is acting up (and maybe dying), VV's brother got married and Robin Williams's death touched many Pangoers.

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Welcome to The Characters Reply! For some reason... we feel like we have been duped by Sober. Once again. We requested for an article fitting this issue but his ideas were... well, rather explicit. He told us he would write about studying instead but we're getting the feeling that he's discussing something completely different, something that isn't like studying at all. Is it just us?

If you have any questions or comments for our wonderful Charepliers, please post them in the
Chareply thread.

We may be making a mistake... but here's Sober!


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Seriously, I don't know what is wrong with the Editors. They told me that I could write some 'naughty' tips, but when I told them I would write "5 best xxx positions" or "5 ways to get laid", they rejected my proposals. They said they were afraid of the Hall Monitors. Oh, well then, to YOUR disappointment, because it is you who got unlucky and were not able to read my awesome tips, I will just write... 5 places in the school where you can xxx. By xxx, I mean, you can get close to your friend by studying together, that's one of the best ways to get to know each other better. By get to know each other... I don't mean bodily, but if you read it as sex differently, that's none of my business, you know that I didn't mean it. This article is safe.

And I am your best writer, Sobre.

5 best places in the school where you can xxx.
I say best places, although technically, you can do it almost everywhere in the school, but this is the top 5.

1. Classroom

Of course, as everyone knows, this is the best place to xxx, you've got a lot of tables and chairs, you can even have group xxx, I mean study group. They allow you to use the classroom after school if you want to do school projects or so. That's why this is the best place to get to know each other bodies, hearts and souls. Just be careful not to leave any liquids on the tables. By that, of course I mean drinks. They don't allow you to bring food and drinks to the classroom.

2. Library

This is another place where they allow you to study together. Of course you can also study human bodies here, by that, I mean if you read the book about it, not by touching your friend. The second floor is more quiet and there's a lot of interesting spots, especially the one on the right corner, I mean that's the bookshelf for old English literature. I'm sure you can learn a lot of things in the library.

3. The lab

Our school has some labs, enough to have at least one unoccupied when we need it to do some research about human bodies. So, what are you waiting for? Bring your friend and do some xxx. By xxx, of course I mean experiments. The lab provides you with some useful tools which support your experimenting. That's the plus point of doing it there, I mean, of studying together there.

4. The beach

Our school has its own beach, which is cool, because we can hang out at the beach with our friends and get to know them better and more personally. There are a lot of cool places on the beach, like the big reef a bit further towards east, so romantic. Besides, no one goes to the beach without wearing a swimming suit, right?

5. The trees

Self explanatory, it is in our nature and our school has some nice big trees. Less comfortable, but it's one of the safest places. By that, I mean, there's not many people studying together under a tree, so it's more personal, there's not many people bothering you, you can concentrate... on your studies, of course.

Okay, stay tuned because next month, I will write about top 5 worst places to xxx. I mean, don't study there.

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<3 Many many thanks to our Chareply writers Sihaya and Metanaito! <3



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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #118 (The Porno Issue of 2014)
PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:23 pm 
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Maiju, sorry for not being there when there's trouble with TPN.
Thank you for the Porno issue, Maiju <3

By the way, J, wow, like WOW, that's a very very cool drawing!!
It's awesome, you have to do that more often.
He looks so hot =O
And I like how you do the wave / background, so refreshing =)

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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #118 (The Porno Issue of 2014)
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Thanks for a lovely note Maiju<3
As always Sobre's tidbits never ceases to amuse me, I love the little dork x~x

J your cover is amazing, pebble looks hot and I don't think it's just the summer temperature making him like that XD

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 Post subject: Re: The Pan Note: #118 (The Porno Issue of 2014)
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You are very welcome! And Omg Maiju you did such a great job with the Porno Issue, I love it! <3) The innuendos had me giggling like a schoolgirl. As always, my favorite issue! The cover looks so great! I'm happy that it all worked out, what with the old template being corrupted. Seriously amazing job! To the chareply writers as well--I loved Sobre's Scratches this issue, so perfect! Well done, guys.

Thank you Virige and Ibe! I'm glad you guys liked the cover! A lot of it was super rushed ><; but I'm happy it turned out. Really I'm just glad the Porno issue wasn't coverless this year! :D


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Thanks for the comments, guys! <3 And J, thanks again for the cover! It's all thanks to you that it looks so good! ^0^

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